Children’s Character Cool Cat Debates Gun Control with Huffpo Writer
Cool Cat is quite an enigmatic character on the internet. The films have the quality of a middle-school-level student film, and yet they feature A-list celebrities such as Erik Estrada and Vivica A. Fox. Cool Cat is notorious for saying very odd things like “I love BABIES!” which makes it even weirder when you see him in a twitter flame war against Huffington Post’s Sebastian Murdock.
It all started when Cool Cat made a post advertising an interview for his film, “GUN SELF-DEFENSE FOR WOMEN.” In a subtweet he argues that “Stricter gun laws only hurt the honest and lawbiding people.”
Then, Huffpo’s Sebastian Murdock starts trolling Cool Cat, who *expectedly* takes it way too seriously.
Cool Cat then goes on an all out tirade against Murdock, stating that he cursed out a “beloved kids character”
Cool Cat then begins tagging as many news sites as possible in the hopes that they’ll cover this grave injustice and writing in walls of text, while Murdock calmly releases tweets 3–4 words long.
Cool Cat then gets his own words turned against him by a fan in a way that is, as I can attest, utterly terrific.
Cool Cat then is somehow convinced that Donald Trump, the President of the United States, would care about his Twitter beef and starts spam tagging him.
Cool Cat then admitted that he would be cool with going onto Infowars to sort things out.
I’d like you to imagine this cat standing next to Alex Jones for a second. I’ll wait.
I then reached out to Alex Jones on behalf of Cool Cat, which was met with the approval of the Cat himself.
Cool Cat then agreed to debate Sebastian Murdock.
Cool Cat also admits that he was enjoying himself wrecking the libs, how sweet.
Cool Cat then made what can only be described as the oddest incorporation of a “Your mom” joke I’ve ever seen.
He also decided to snitch on Murdock to a Huffpo exec, how classy.
Finally, after a good day of fun Daddy Derek admitted that it was actually him and not Cool Cat this whole time(big surprise).
He even stayed in character, props for that.
Daddy Derek is still at it, even after the meat of the conflict. I really hope we actually see a debate.
So I ask, is Derek Savage doing this on purpose?
I don’t think he is.
I feel like Derek Savage is the kind of person who can’t understand sarcasm at any capacity whatsoever.
A couple months ago, I tweeted this image at Cool Cat (as a joke) not expecting any response whatsoever, and yet he responded in, and in a weird way as well.
And that was only inspired by this awful image:
I later sent him another Cool Cat drawing, and this time he had an objection
To the cigarette. Apparently the half-nudity is fine. Got it.
In Savage’s mind, all these people are actually fans of Cool Cat and are defending him. He doesn’t understand everyone there just wants to see chaos. He actually believes that Cool Cat is this untarnished brand, and that anyone who speaks against it is the corrupt fake news. He believes in it so much that he’s willing to spam reputable news networks (and Infowars) as well as the president of the United States.
In the end, Derek isn’t a particularly bad guy. He wants to help keep children safe, but he’s too boomer to understand half the things the internet is babbling about. I genuinely hope he can make something that’s actually quality and isn’t the cheesy garbage that is his current flagship film, Cool Cat Saves the Kids.
I’m signing off for now, but if there’s a debate, you know where I’ll be.
